My name is Bert Macklin, and I'm with the fucking FBI.

Andy Dwyer | Indie Parks & Rec Account.
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like for a starter!


swaggerford:

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                                ' and that,  my  friends -
                                is what tom haverford calls real
                                music.        you’re    welcome. ’

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                             ' is it safe to come out yet? 
                               it sounded like a robot meltdown
                               or something out here, man. ‘


xludgate:

   ’ you’re the one who
     told on him. he was
     the one who spent 
     the fifty bucks—-
 
                     
right?

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xludgate:

    ’ fine, then i guess we’re
      gonna have to ground him. ’

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        ’ how do we do that? like.
          take away his treats, or
          something?

          he only has three legs. that’s,
          like, cruel. ‘


WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Uh, the Dave Matthews Band headquarters, obviously.


xludgate:

agentbmacklin:

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That was, like. Totally Champion. Not me.

   ’ so it was champion that
       spent the fifty bucks we
       were gonna use to buy 
       nerf guns on cookies. ‘

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        ‘ uh, that’s  totally  what  i just
          said. i’m telling you, that dog
          is way too smart for his  own
          good. ‘


Dude, I had this insane dream last night, where I was in space or something, and there was this talking tree and this opossum — or was it a raccoon? I dunno. Leslie told me to tackle ‘em, so I did, and the thing, like, told me to die. It was weird.

… And awesome.


 ic  open  meTA 

That was, like. Totally Champion. Not me.